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Win SNOW PATROL tickets Win SNOW PATROL tickets Date Cantons.lu 2019-05-19T19:01:06+0000 City: stuff@theulsterfry.com0 Related posts: The fury of ‘white people’ with Jon Snow shows a total lack of self-awareness on race | Myriam François Paw Patrol Mighty Pups Enjoying The Mild Weather? Well, Met Eireann Just Predicted Snow For NextRead More...

Don’t usually do illegal downloads but think I just clicked on a pirate version of Madonna singing at Eurovision. Author: https://facebook.com/1474939256074908 – The Ulster Fry City: stuff@theulsterfry.com0 Related posts: Ticket price reduction for Ulster Championship Video – Jacob Stockdale & Leo Cullen preview Ulster and Leinster | SportsNewsIRELAND The UlsterRead More...

Undercover Balmoral Report Undercover Balmoral Report Date Cantons.lu 2019-05-17T11:15:00+0000 City: stuff@theulsterfry.com0 Related posts: Vatican working on guidelines to report bishops in abuse cases – sources The 60 Second Balmoral Survival Guide Man pretending to be traffic cop pulls over undercover officer We’re live at the tug-of-war at Balmoral. Who’s gonnaRead More...

With the producers of Game of Thrones and The Jeremy Kyle Show both facing a public outcry from TV fans, ITV and HBO have sensationally joined forces to bring both shows to a satisfying conclusion. “We’ve reshot our final episode to include the brutal demise of Jeremy Kyle” confirmed HBORead More...

The 60 Second Balmoral Survival Guide The 60 Second Balmoral Survival Guide Date Cantons.lu 2019-05-12T18:00:00+0000 City: stuff@theulsterfry.com0 Related posts: Your Last-Minute Mother’s Day Gift Guide Today is Guide Dog Day which aims to raise funds for guide and assistance dogs – iRadio Balmoral Show 2019: how to get there, parking,Read More...

The owner of a Chinese takeaway off the Newtownards Road has unveiled an audacious marketing plan which will see all customers charged £16.90 for their meals. “For some strange reason all my customers shout ‘yeoooooo!’ when their order comes to £16.90,” says Bill Lee-Ching, who runs the Golden PaThat’ll beRead More...

So apparently people from Northern Ireland have the sexiest accent in the UK, we need to narrow it down. So which of these hallions has the sexiest accent?So apparently people from Northern Ireland have one of sexiest accents in the UK, we need to narrow it down. VOTE NOW toRead More...

How Culchie Are You? (Part 2) How Culchie Are You? (Part 2) Date Cantons.lu 2019-05-09T18:00:01+0000 City: stuff@theulsterfry.com0 Related posts: The Hardy Bucks Play Culchie Or No Culchie How culchie are you? Brexit to be delayed until after Marching Season ATM thieves steal Connswater Shopping CentreRead More...

Lot of fuss about that coffee cup blooper on Game of Thrones last night, but sure it’s nothing to the time they left a pile of crisp sandwiches and a portrait of Jackie Fullerton on the set during the Red Wedding. Author: https://facebook.com/1474939256074908 – The Ulster Fry City: stuff@theulsterfry.com0 RelatedRead More...

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are said to be considering an American style name for the new royal baby, in honour of his mother’s ancestry. According to a royal insider, Harry and Meghan have drawn up a list of “rootin’ rootin’ six shootin’ Yankee Doodle yee ha y’all” monikersRead More...

Take the test and find out!Ever wondered how culchie you are? Take this easy test to find out! Plus, we’ve FREE TICKETS for the ultimate culchie experience, Balmoral Show​, courtesy of them wans at Ulster Bank Northern Ireland​. Just tag folk you’d bring and we’ll pick winners at random. ReadRead More...

As always, the first weekend in May will see Belfast grind to halt as the city plays host to the annual Buckfast Marathon. The much-famed piss up will be held over a three-day period and is regarded by many competitive drinkers as the pinnacle of their sport. “Dis ting isRead More...

Just what you need to keep the kids occupied at 3 in the morning. A bargain at £60,000 quid an a long stretch in prison. Author: https://facebook.com/1474939256074908 – The Ulster Fry City: stuff@theulsterfry.com0 Related posts: The Ulster Fry The Ulster Fry The Ulster Fry The Ulster FryRead More...

The mysterious lack of staff on the tills of Lidl stores has finally been explained, after an undercover investigation conducted by The Ulster Fry revealed that they are all out the back running a global network of secret agents. Our investigative reporter successfully managed to infiltrate the GSo now weRead More...

With Derry still in shock and mourning following the brutal murder of Lyra McKee, The Ulster Fry have discovered that a gang of organised criminals in the city are grooming kids to carry out vile acts for their own pleasure. “It’s true, we’ve been investigating them for years!” confirmed seniorRead More...

It’s not often we break rank and do a serious post. It’s also not common that one of us speaks on our own, but since the very start of the Ulster Fry, our ethos has been to focus on what unites us, not what divides us. And in doing soRead More...

Dissident Republicans today unveiled a new propaganda mural showing their vision of the future – a bottomless black hole of misery. Painted on the side of a chip shop in the Bogside, the artwork “represents all that the dissident movement can offer the people of Ireland,” we were told byRead More...

As epic fantasy Game of Thrones enters it’s final season, Sky have revealed a new interactive service which allows viewers to figure out ‘who the feck someone is’ at the click of a button. “I’ve watched every episode,” said local fan Jon Slush from Newry, “but I still get wileRead More...

The Ulster Fry track of the week. There’s at least 20,000 notes in this masterpiece. #diggingit Author: https://facebook.com/1474939256074908 – The Ulster Fry City: londonderry0 Related posts: Video – Jacob Stockdale & Leo Cullen preview Ulster and Leinster | SportsNewsIRELAND Leinster earn Champions Cup semi-final spot with thrilling hard-fought win overRead More...

With the Brexit process facing yet more delays, the UK government are considering allowing Northern Ireland public transport company Translink to oversee the timetable for exiting the EU. “This Brexit thing is taking ages to sort out,” confirmed a frustrated Theresa May. “So, finally, I’ve decideWe meant to post thisRead More...