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Our seaside towns will never be the same again. #StayHomeStaySafe
Date: 11th April 2020, By Ronald Thompson
The Ulster Fry · Our seaside towns will never be the same again. #StayHomeStaySafe THEULSTERFRY.COM Portrush, Newcastle declare independence to avoid Easter tourists Seaside towns across Northern Ireland have come together to form a new independent republic in a bid to avoid an influx of Coronavirus laden tourists over the Read More...
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Some good news at last!
Date: 27th March 2020, By Steven Harris
The Ulster Fry · Some good news at last! THEULSTERFRY.COM COVID-19 "will not stop quare stretch in the evenings," vows Johnson Prime Minister Boris Johnson has stepped in to reassure the nation that the annual quare stretch in the evenings will go ahead, regardless of the Corona Virus outbreak. There Read More...
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Een bericht van The Ulster Fry op Vandaag
Date: 11th March 2020, By Brooke Mitchel
The Ulster Fry · Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2621086751460147&id=1474939256074908&__tn__=-R 0 Related posts: Een bericht van Newry Times op Vandaag Een bericht van Nationalist Newspaper op Vandaag Een bericht van Downtown Radio op Vandaag Een bericht van Fermanagh Page op VandaagRead More...
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It was bound to happen..
Date: 2nd March 2020, By Steven Harris
The Ulster Fry · It was bound to happen.. THEULSTERFRY.COM First baby to be named after Corona Virus born in Craigavon A Co. Armagh couple have hit the headlines after deciding to name their new baby girl after the Corona Virus. Little Corona McLaughlin weighed in at 7 pounds 4 Read More...
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Bridge to Scotland? Sorted.
Date: 10th February 2020, By Kenneth Jackson
The Ulster Fry · Bridge to Scotland? Sorted. THEULSTERFRY.COM Storm blows Isle of Man north to form land bridge to Scotland Ferry operators in Larne and Belfast are engaged in crisis meetings this evening after the Isle of Man broke free of its moorings in high winds and drifted north,Read More...
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Weather Alert. A Sammy Level 7 weather warning is in force over the weekend, This means we can expect strong winds, heavy rain and unpredictable political outbursts over the next two days. Everyon
Date: 8th February 2020, By Brandon Turner
The Ulster Fry · Weather Alert. A Sammy Level 7 weather warning is in force over the weekend, This means we can expect strong winds, heavy rain and unpredictable political outbursts over the next two days. Everyone should immediately panic buy essential items, such as bread, milk, sausage rolls, crisps,Read More...
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Health experts say you should stay indoors and avoid ice-cream vans.
Date: 31st January 2020, By Ronald Thompson
The Ulster Fry · Health experts say you should stay indoors and avoid ice-cream vans. THEULSTERFRY.COM Fears for local tourist economy as 'Cornettovirus' hits Portrush The Northern Irish tourist industry could be facing a difficult summer after government inspectors revealed that the highly contagious "Cornettovirus" has been detected on the Read More...
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It is understood that the band of the Coldstream Guards will play “Shape of You” on a loop for visiting heads of state.
Date: 23rd January 2020, By Maria Torres
The Ulster Fry · It is understood that the band of the Coldstream Guards will play "Shape of You" on a loop for visiting heads of state. THEULSTERFRY.COM Ed Sheeran to replace Prince Harry as official Royal "Ginger" Irritating pop star Ed Sheeran has been approached to take over the Read More...
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Bad news for Rangers fans.
Date: 18th January 2020, By Brooke Mitchel
The Ulster Fry · Bad news for Rangers fans. THEULSTERFRY.COM Gerry's broken metatarsal rules him out for rest of campaign The career of veteran Sinn Fein United player Gerry Adams hangs in the balance, after a freak training accident left him with a broken Metatarsal in his foot. The experienced Read More...
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Hold in there lads. Any day now… 🎄
Date: 19th December 2019, By Rebecca Benneth
The Ulster Fry · Hold in there lads. Any day now... 🎄 THEULSTERFRY.COM Men looking forward to having toiletries again after 6 months of using any old shite Men can't wait to open their 'surprise' Christmas presents it has been revealed - as stocks of stuff other people left at Read More...
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Our last postal day for Christmas orders is Friday 20th December. All orders will be sent 1st class recorded via Royal Mail, so if you are in UK/Ireland, you’ll get your last minute stocking fillers.
Date: 18th December 2019, By Brooke Mitchel
The Ulster Fry heeft de omslagfoto bijgewerkt. · Our last postal day for Christmas orders is Friday 20th December. All orders will be sent 1st class recorded via Royal Mail, so if you are in UK/Ireland, you'll get your last minute stocking fillers. FYI - we hold the last remaining Read More...
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Looks like a major pre-Brexit breakthrough…
Date: 17th December 2019, By Steven Harris
The Ulster Fry · Looks like a major pre-Brexit breakthrough... THEULSTERFRY.COM Boris Johnson agrees trade deal with North Pole Newly elected UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is celebrating a "massive trade deal" after successful talks with Santa Claus. The Ulster Fry understands that the two men met in the controversial Read More...
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After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the elector
Date: 14th December 2019, By Scott Young
The Ulster Fry · After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the electorate. Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2540653849503438... 0 Related posts: After a bruising election, which saw her Read More...
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After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the elector
Date: 14th December 2019, By Nic Goedert
The Ulster Fry · After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the electorate. Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2540653849503438... 0 Related posts: After a bruising election, which saw her Read More...
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After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the elector
Date: 13th December 2019, By Ricardo Turo
The Ulster Fry · After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the electorate. Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2540653849503438... 0 Related posts: After a bruising election, which saw her Read More...
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After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the elector
Date: 13th December 2019, By Maria Torres
The Ulster Fry · After a bruising election, which saw her party lose two seats and have its majorities slashed across the country, Arlene Foster vows to show humility, learn from her mistakes and listen to the electorate. Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2540653849503438... 0 Related posts: Tonight Monday 8:30pm Irish time its the Read More...
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Warning : May contain nuts.
Date: 12th December 2019, By Brandon Turner
The Ulster Fry · Warning : May contain nuts. Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2502616553307168... 0 Related posts: Due to the current Status Orange Wind Warning, a decision has been made to postpone this event… Met Eireann issued a Status Orange wind warning for eight counties between 1pm on Sunday afternoon and 6am on Read More...
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Are you flirting with political parties you can’t actually vote for? You aren’t alone.
Date: 12th December 2019, By Emily Lewis
The Ulster Fry · Are you flirting with political parties you can't actually vote for? You aren't alone. THEULSTERFRY.COM NI voters cheating on local parties with English floozies Despite months of sweet talking us, calling to our house and sliding up and down polls trying to get our attention, NI Read More...
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An innovative break from tradition.
Date: 9th December 2019, By Harold Evans
The Ulster Fry · An innovative break from tradition. THEULSTERFRY.COM Apprentice Boys forced to drown Lundy due to bad weather After 300 years of symbolically being burnt at the stake, the Apprentice Boys were last night forced to improvise the death of Robert Lundy because it wouldn't stop pishing down.Read More...
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An innovative break from tradition.
Date: 8th December 2019, By Carlo Sanchez
The Ulster Fry · An innovative break from tradition. THEULSTERFRY.COM Apprentice Boys forced to drown Lundy due to bad weather After 300 years of symbolically being burnt at the stake, the Apprentice Boys were last night forced to improvise the death of Robert Lundy because it wouldn't stop pishing down.Read More...
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